As a token of my appreciation for you and also as a way to attract clicks from perverts from around the web, here are some crazy facts about… PENISES! And the best part is that it’s entirely safe for work!
1-The blue whale’s penis measures about 2,4 meters. Since a huge
dong asks for huge balls, its testicles weight about 10 pounds each. To compare with the man’s average penis size (17cm), it is 141 times longer and God knows how heavier.
Urban Legends article
Wikipedia - Largest body part
2-A micropenis is the term used to define a normally formed penis with a length slightly over or inferior to 2 inches (under 7cm). Sadly enough, some people have to live with a tiny manhood stick and they even have a forum for them!
Wikipedia - Penis size
Measurection forums
3-The record-holding longest penis is 13.5 inches in length and 6.25 inches in circumference. The record is dated from early in the 1900’s, but has probably beaten since then. However the availability of surgery makes judging the validity of these well-hung men a tedious task.
4-In anciant Greece, an uncirumcized small penis was culturally seen as desirable and they saw bigger or circumcised penises as comical or grotesque. The Romans, however, had the opposite opinion. In other words, the almighty Spartans come from tiny Greek mansticks.
5-Male echidnas have four-headed penises. Two heads are used during mating “while the other two shut down and do not grow in size”, according to Wikipedia. The heads used are swapped every time the spiky little animals procreate.
You can never have enough crazy penis facts!