I don’t know if all the people who found my blog by searching for “Wall-e porn” on Google were just testing Rule 34 or to get excited seeing two CGI robots buttsexing each other, but there’s no wall-e porn here, m’kay?
EDIT: But thanks for the 450+ clicks!

Porn. Robot porn.
DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HEEELLL!
Don’t worry. Rule 35 was created for situations just like this.
“If there isn’t porn of it yet, someone will make it.” Rule 35 is true of everything Rule 34 isn’t. This includes you.