As much as I love gaming, I’m starting to develop an active hate for game developers. Here I’m not talking about EA, I’m also talking about everyone else.
Games cost money. I don’t have anything against the fact they cost money because I’m still enjoying those twenty bucks I paid for Rainbow Six: Vegas or that Katamari demo whenever my other hand is busy. I’ll leave you the obvious masturbation joke. I will happily pay for games once in a while then play the crap out of them until my hand get sore from button mashing, but I also have a life.
This is something they seem to have forgotten, pumping out every single awesome game they have in stock within 30 days. Now you’ve got Gears of War 2, Call of Duty: World at War, Far Cry 2, Guitar Hero: World Tour, Mirror’s Edge and a couple more releases coming all at the same time and they expect me to buy them all. Back with the having a life thing: having a life costs money. The same money I use to buy video games is also used to buy gas for the car I don’t have, new gadgets once in a while and parts for my homemade rocket launcher. If I spend 70$ (taxes, folks) on every game I want released this month, I probably won’t be able to live through the month (just kidding, I’m still a parasite).
Now let’s say I buy all of these games at once. Is there a sane method to play through all of this game withing the next decade? I’m an achievement whore and I won’t even ditch Kameo before getting at least 75% of the gamer points the games has. I didn’t get to see the last level of at least half of my games too. Not to mention I barely got to use the map editor in Far Cry 2 yet. In fact I didn’t even take the time to make a penis-shaped map (I know you did).
If you want me to buy your awesome video games, you’ll have to stop releasing them all at once. My brain, thumbs and general health can’t stand more than two great releases a month.
Thank you
-Nick





